its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I sprained my soul last night
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Randomize