i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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