my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
a search helicopter?!
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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