just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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