those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
