I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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