I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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