I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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