He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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