she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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