can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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