Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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