im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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