: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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