There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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