I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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