I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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