I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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