No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
well you can't waste a boner
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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