ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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