I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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