He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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