Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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