have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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