its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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