Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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