your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
