you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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