i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
thus making me awesome and them whores
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
