he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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