? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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