am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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