Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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