Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
In the future we'll all be gay
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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