About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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