i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
home. puking in laundry basket.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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