There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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