I need help removing her.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There's always time for handjobs
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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