I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So. Much. Porn.
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