The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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