oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
what day is it and did you see me today?
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We got so high we made milksteak
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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