It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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