your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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