I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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