3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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