You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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