I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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