I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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