My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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