420 ftw
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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