He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
We are all done wearing pants today
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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