The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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