and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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