ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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