Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I wish there were birth control emojis
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
This is my gift to your gina
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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