Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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