Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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