Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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