what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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