just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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